my uncle used to be one of those people who drove dead people to cemeteries and such
then he became a taxi driver and the person he was driving tapped his shoulder to ask a question and my uncle screamed really loud
I’m sure that’s what he thought.
So, the guy I went on a date with doesn’t like Harry Potter
And he started watching Doctor Who and thinks Rose is annoying
He also thinks the Doctor is arrogant and an a-hole
He also doesn’t like British people
Today my mom drove by our neighbor’s house and saw people on their balcony so she waved at them but they didn’t wave back. Thinking they didn’t see her she tried yelling out to them. It wasn’t until she got out of the car that she realized she’d been waving to their plastic nativity set…
My dad also tried to order food in the McDonald’s drive-thru by talking into a trashcan…
And people wonder why I am the way I am.